Friday, September 2, 2011

That's what she said.

True conversation I had with Mommy Dearest tonight:

(In response to what she mistook as me being sad that I got my period and had not conceived, although I was not)

Mom: "Honey, do you know why *Chris and I got divorced?'

Me: "Um, because you cheated on him with his friend on his boat?'

Mom: "Oh no honey, because we couldn't conceive."

Hmm. Ok. Thanks for the advice?? I guess she forgot that she had previous spilled those beans to me in Jr. High and didn't speak to me for 2 days because I called her a "hoochie mama". I heard Cher was on the hunt for a new daughter. Maybe she'll adopt me. *PLEASE!*

Love and parental failures,

*Mummy Dear's 1st of 3 husbands, My father is # 3.

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